On Punctuation

Dear Pilot,
Punctuate, please!
Add a comma here;
a semicolon there
Don't spill your message like this
For only when you punctuate
We, your audience, can breath

Dear Ignorant Audience,
You realize the nobility of my letters
But you will never guess
That my writing style is unique:
No quotations
No brackets
No Question; no exclamation marks
No spaces
No dashes
And needless to say,
I use no periods

Let me explain with my own words
How to join the free world
After the colon
My definition will be read
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